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Typhoid · 09-09-2004, 01:32 AM

Maybe Superman is Jesus in desguise....or Jesus is Superman in drag....

Does Superman age? I mean, come on, at one point he will have to be like, 80....will he still have lightning speed, and chisled good looks? What about the snazzy duds. Who made it? His mother? She must know who he is.

You would think that someone would see a person changing from a business suit into blue leotards in a telephone booth in braod daylight. But apparently he lives in a town of people with no pigment, so they cant go outside to see him. A telephone booth has 4 glass doors, dont you think someone would have seen him?

09-09-2004, 01:32 AM	#12
Typhoid Anthropomorphic Typhoid is offline Location: New Caladonia Now Playing: Posts: 9,511	Re: The New Man Of Steel Is....... Maybe Superman is Jesus in desguise....or Jesus is Superman in drag.... Does Superman age? I mean, come on, at one point he will have to be like, 80....will he still have lightning speed, and chisled good looks? What about the snazzy duds. Who made it? His mother? She must know who he is. You would think that someone would see a person changing from a business suit into blue leotards in a telephone booth in braod daylight. But apparently he lives in a town of people with no pigment, so they cant go outside to see him. A telephone booth has 4 glass doors, dont you think someone would have seen him? __________________ Fingerbang: 1.) The sexual act where a finger is inserted into the vagina or anus. Headbang: 1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.