These are classic.
EDIT: Ok, my plan was to write down my 2 favourite...but i got carried away...
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The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
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His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free
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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
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The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
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He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
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Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
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