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Re: What if Shakespeare had written...
Old 08-22-2004, 11:13 PM   #25
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Originally Posted by dropCGCF
I don't see any records of Jesus having a penis.

Show me the records of Jesus having a vagina. Show me the records where ANYTHING says Jesus was a woman.

There needs to be no records stating Jesus has a penis, because it usually goes hang in hand with being a man. I could say the same about you, I could claim it of anyone without an essay written about their penis.

And i dont believe Shakespeare was a woman, no, you know why? Because he was a man. A woman didnt write the plays.

I have heard ( and dont ask me to cite it, because i cant remember where i read it) that Shakespeare might have been a group of people writing plays as one person.


But Jesus a woman. Laughable. I dont know what your smoking, but be sure to pass it around.
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