[Typhoid]

I'd say Spiderman, because i downloaded a song by Tenacious D, and it convinced me that Spiderman could beat the Flash.

Spiderman vs. The Flash. By Tenacious D

( The song is completely aucoustic and improv)

[spiderman theme plays]

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can,
Spins a web, any SIIIIIZE! Catches theives? Just like flies.
Look ouuut, there goes the spiderman. Ahhhhhhhh.
Is he strong? Listen bud.
Wow hes got the radio active blood.
Can he swing from a thread? Take a look over head.
Hey there goes the spiderman.
He is cheap, Spiderman, what the f*** hes wearing Vans,
I can see, WHAT THE F***!
Thats the Flash, thats the Flash.
The Flash; He f***in runs the speed of light.
Baybay Spideys f***in freakin out
You can see spideys package, in his neck,
Hes givin him the pow-pow punch, and his buttcheecks are dangilin a bunch.
Here comes f***in Flash, hes cheap ass Flash,
He gave him a f***in elbow to the back,
Now hes fakin, hes runin in place at the speed of light.
Not quite the speed of light, wait, he cant escape the f***in web.
Hes spinning in place at the speed of light.
Hes spraying Flash, Flashs' lighting bolts are pointing outwards like antlers, hes spraying Flashes cock
hes freezing his f***in cock, his cock no longer goes lightspeed.
His f***in cock and bass, thats the way he does it.
He f***in did it today, he f***in took care of beeswax.
F***in yeah, Flash is no mathc for Spidey!!!
Life is a great big hangup, wherever theres a bangup, you'll see the Spiderman.......and Flash......go awayyy.....thats enough...AWESOME!!

[music ends]


Kyle: " Wow, that flash is fast"
Jack Black " That settles it, incase you wanted to know who would win if they ever met.."