[Rumpelstilzchen]

I've seen some ads emphasizing the need to keep your matches in your match-book. But, if you're the type of lazy person to start a forest fire... you're the type of lazy person to not listen to a commercial.

Unnaturally enduced forest fires are awful. I love the trees. What we need are snipers at every post.

"Hey, that guy dropped a smoke... ... smoke him" "AY CAP!" ... -bang bang- In runs the fire extinguish patrol to drown that ... unlit cigarette! It was worth it.