Re: Always wanted to start a thread
Your momma is so fat, she went out with high heels on and came back with flip flops!
Your momma is so fat, she puts here lip stick on with a paint roller!
Your momma is so fat, she irons her pants on the driveway.
Your momma is so fat, she went to a hotel and ordered a water bed so they put a blanket over the ocean
Your momma is so fat, her belly button has an echo.
Your momma is so fat, that her high school picture was an area photograph.
Your momma is so fat, she got moe chins than a chinese phone book.
Your momma is so fat, when she walked passed me i missed 2 buses .
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