[thatmariolover]

The big 18, eh? Yeah, the first few months after turning 18 for me were the best days I've ever had. Hopefully yours is the same (and longer).

So, what did you get? Presents? Strippers? Leprechans?

Anyway, Happy birthday!

Oh, by the way: drinks for everybody on me.

*Starts setting drinks on the crumb scattered tavern tables*

Drink up!