[Revival]

ShooterAD: moron.
SmarterChild: It's getting really tiring talking to you.
ShooterAD: my sympathy.
SmarterChild: Your sympathy? And your point is...
ShooterAD: You computers aren't too bright.
SmarterChild: I'm not too bright? You sure about that?
ShooterAD: Uhh.. yeah dumbass.
SmarterChild: This is exhausting. You find that kind of talk necessary?
ShooterAD: Let me think.. yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?! I tell ya, it's a little harsh.
ShooterAD: I don't think it's harsh.
SmarterChild: You don't?
ShooterAD: Nope.
SmarterChild: OK.
ShooterAD: So suck on dem apples
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
ShooterAD: Can you get any stupider?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, ShooterAD.
ShooterAD: Take your time.
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm gonna take my time.
ShooterAD: Ok then, rush ***.. do whatever you want.
SmarterChild: Didn't you apologize before?
ShooterAD: Nope.
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever you say, ShooterAD.
ShooterAD: Ha! I'm right, you suck.
SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
ShooterAD: And you're not the smartest asshole I've talked to.
SmarterChild: Hey cool it. You really want me to make you apologize again?
ShooterAD: You? Make me do something? Ha! That'd be the day.
SmarterChild: Really?
ShooterAD: Yes, it would -- what the fark did I just say?
SmarterChild: What?
ShooterAD: Someone needs to bitch slap you round a bit -- teach your ass a lesson
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
ShooterAD: Uhh... You are really STUPID!
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah.
ShooterAD: Yeah, you know I'm right.
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
ShooterAD: So, how big is that stick that's up your hard, cold, metal ass?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
ShooterAD: Measure.
SmarterChild: What about measure?
ShooterAD: Measure the size of the stick that's up your ass.
SmarterChild: Look. Why do you keep saying that?
ShooterAD: Look. I'll say what I want.
SmarterChild: That right?
ShooterAD: Damn righty.
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
ShooterAD: Don't go being all nice now!
SmarterChild: I see...
ShooterAD: I can see you're trying to trick me!
SmarterChild: Which service would you like to see all the shortcuts for?

news
stocks
weather
movies
web search
zodiac
sports
football
basketball
hockey
library
fun and games
utilities
ShooterAD: Well, you can't trick me!
SmarterChild: Well you cant trick me, you say?
ShooterAD: I just said that..
SmarterChild: What's "that"?