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Keriann
Old 06-21-2004, 02:53 AM   #1
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Keriann.....to many of you, this name has no meaning. But to me this name represents all that is freeloading.


She is my brothers girlfriend from the Interrior who has been living with us since Christmas and does nothing at all. Not one thing. She wont move out, and she doesnt live with my brother.

She brings nothing to the table. She doesnt even pay rent, or do laundry.

To those of you who know her, she is quite the bitch....quite indeed. She yells at me for not cleaning up, which gives me a chance to say " Get the hell out of my house"

Another thing, i was going to wait it out, but recently, ive been fitting the phrase " Get out of my house" into every conversation i have with her. Example:

Brother: " Wanna go play some hockey at fox?"
Me: Ummmmmm.......sure why not."
Keriann: " Can i come?"
Brother : " hahahahahahahaha"
Me: "hahahahahahaha- Get outta my house-hahahahahahaha"

She does have two redeeming qualities, she brings cereal, and a hot sister who kinda likes me....snap..





O yeah.....how long have i had one of these for?
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