Re: Card Games
Asshole, its a fun game
How to play:
Set up with friends at a table. Whole deck is dealt out. Its kind of like Big 2 in a way, but not, you'll see why.
Card order. the cards hierarchy goes like so:
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K, A , 2
(yes. the 2 is the best card.) It also can be played in suits; suits are as follows from lowest to highest: Diamonds, Clubs, Hearts, Spades.
The first card that is always played is the 3 of diamonds.
Then the next player tries to beat it. And so on.
The player with the highest playable card starts the next selection ( this card can be anything, including doubles, trips and quads)
To beat a Quad Ace, you would need three 2's.
To beat a Trip Ace, you need two 2's
To beat a high double you need one 2.
( to beat a card witha 2, you need one less the number, unless it is singles)
The first person out is known as "President" then " Vice president" then "Neutral" then " vice ass" then " asshole"
The next game you play, when you have titles, there are stipulations.
President gives his/her 2 worst cards to asshole.
Asshole give 2 best cards to president
Neutral sits there and trades up to with any other neutral cards of their choice.( optional)
Vice president gives worst card to vice ass.
vice ass gives best card to vice president.
(in a game if you only have 4 people, the only titles are "pres" and "ass")
Dealing order:
The person who is dealt to first is the person on the left of the "asshole" thus making the asshole get the last card of the dealing.
NOTE: the first game you play has no titles, so everyone is neutral.
Yes i am aware this game doesnt really make sense when typed up, but its fun.
OTHER NOTE: If the person before you plays double 4's. You must play a double. If the card count is singles, it must stay singles until the set is over, same for doubles, trips and quads.
You may not have your last card as a 2, if you do so, you are automatically "asshole" for the next round.
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Fingerbang:
1.) The sexual act where a finger is inserted into the vagina or anus.
Headbang:
1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.
Last edited by Typhoid : 06-19-2004 at 11:51 PM.
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