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Typhoid · 06-17-2004, 05:01 AM

I love love love my Tom Clancy movie idea:

Communists devise a scheme to steal plans that need to be explained in layman terms for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt Gypsie nationals. The plot twists when the Communists threaten to unravel the keystone of civilization with wild orgies, unless a sassy cop with street smarts can quell his pride long enough to stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser.

06-17-2004, 05:01 AM	#2
Typhoid Anthropomorphic Typhoid is offline Location: New Caladonia Now Playing: Posts: 9,511	Re: 5 Crappy Movies that Everyone Likes (And Tom Clancy Plot Generator) I love love love my Tom Clancy movie idea: Communists devise a scheme to steal plans that need to be explained in layman terms for ransom under the watchful eye of corrupt Gypsie nationals. The plot twists when the Communists threaten to unravel the keystone of civilization with wild orgies, unless a sassy cop with street smarts can quell his pride long enough to stop the Communists once and for all. The movie ends with a mildly comical and/or ironic scene in which the Communists blow up or go to prison. Another satisfying tale of political intrigue and personal redemption closes, and we all walk away from this movie a little wiser. __________________ Fingerbang: 1.) The sexual act where a finger is inserted into the vagina or anus. Headbang: 1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.