[Typhoid]

O ya, you think thats bad. I have a virus or spyware, that hijacks domains i type in, then transfers me to random porn sites. Im not mad at porn, porn is fine, its the fact every second time i click a link, it takes me to porn.

I have this other one that hijacks words on the pages. Say on GT someone types the word "Car Racing" sometimes, my computer will make it a clickable hotlink, when its not supposed to be.

And Adaware 6, and spybot thingy didnt detect either of these. Norton detects them, but cant delete them. And mcafee can suck my left nut.