My dad? A role model? heh....
I'd save my mom... *cough*
Maybe if the house burns down or something my mom will have to move in with one of her sisters for awhile because she can't afford her own place and I could go live out in the nice peaceful countryside with them.... and get away from my dad's side of the family...
But they're rarely on the second floor... they'd either be in the basement (which has a door leading outside) or the first floor, so they'd be the first ones out, probably
