Poutine
Just kidding. He's just an ugly communist who secretly wants to take your American money and take away your freedom. (Although Bush would give him a good run for his money.)
I bet he doesn't taste that great as well.
This is the deal. Now, it's not 'real' poutine. But it's a good substitute for our American buddies. Although, I've been to 3 new york fries joints in the states and none of them had poutine on the menu. shame.