[Typhoid]

Ive had so many things wrong with me...here is a list

1. Split nose open on a corner of a table when i was 3
2. Broke nose when i was 4..(baseball)
3. Broke wrist playing hockey when i was 7
4. when i was 8...(or 9) i broke my two front teeth swimming
5. Broke nose playing hockey, when i was 10
6. Broke left arm chasing a squrrel when i was 12(or 13)
7. Split right knee to the bone..( bike related) when i was 13
8.Attacked by a dog when i was 14
9. Banned from zellers for 6 months...i was 14 (or 15)
10. dislocated 2 knuckles punching someone in the face when i was 15
11. Got "cleated" in the back when i was 16 playing soccer.


As you can see im very accident prone...that or i have the opposite of a horseshoe up my ass...