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They have an award in Football at our school..i think its called the "Crunch Award" given to those who are good hitters/Tackelers. The award is an Axe with tiny little metal things on the side that say the previous players names. This one guy at our school was the kind of guy who would beat people within an inch of their lives for no apparent reason, well...he won the Axe award, and the coaches had a big long descussion about it because they didnt want to hand the "trophy" over to him, so they skipped his award, and announced it at the end saying "They forgot"

We also have plenty of Dick teachers at our school, there is this one who works in the shop and i swear he a half-mustache and a spiked helmet away from being Hitler.
He does whatever is in his power to ruin your day, he walks the halls when hes not "Teaching" to tell you what to do...and hes surprised that in the last school he was at that he got beat up by a high-schooler...