lol Jeepnut...
As for the topic, you would be suprised how well lettes work. P Diddy wrote a letter for some guy in "Da Band" who missed a (well, multiple) Probation hearing and who was gonna get jail time... and it kept him out of jail.
I dunno, I don't see it helping Martha much, but it couldn't hurt (unless we take Jeepnuts advice

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