Well, as of this posting, jeepnut's slave sits two posts shy of 1,000. However, since I'm getting tired of waiting, I'm posting her celebration thread now.
So JS, when you finally finish up those last two posts, consider this my warm regards on your splendid accomplishment.
Link raises his sword to you!
Anyway, now its time to embarrass you!
What is the slave going to do now that she has 1,000 posts you ask? My guess is; she will take a nap.