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Originally Posted by Jonbo298
No, it will be Nintendo branded waffle irons!
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i stand corrected.
NEW! dont make waffles the old borring way! with that boring old grid of squres, who wants that? ick, no way!
Thats why we're offering you the all new, NINTENDO WAFFLE MAKER!!! thats right folks, gone are the days with a grid of squares, now your waffles have imprints of Mario! Luigi! Link! all your old favote nintendo characters that arent in games anymore!!!
Reminence in the days of Mario games, as you pour syrup on him, and eat him for breakfast!!
Dont Feel like Mario? Try donkey kong! or Pikmin! these stainless steel waffle plates are interchangeable so you can choose the character you want on your waffle!!
How much would you pay for such a waffle maker? 200? no! 100, no! just 3 easy payments of 19.95 !!!! Sound like too much? well make that 2 easy payments of 19.95 !!!!! WHAT A DEAL!!! and we'll thro in 5, yes count them, 5 extra character plates, THATS 6 TOTAL!!!
still need more encouragment?? well we'll thro in the new wire for CONNECTIVITY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE!!!! Thats right folks! your waffle maker will connect with your microwave! for what purpose? WE HAVE NO FREAKIN IDEA! but its your absolutly free!! So order now!!!
our operator is waiting to answer a call!
[EDIT] yanno, funny thing... after reading that, it doesnt actually sound like a half bad idea. lol, hell. i might order one.