1. Anytime you eat in a public place, chew your food, spit it back out, and THEN eat it.
2. Walk around campus with a cup. Leave your mouth open like a retard so that you start drooling. Anytime it starts coming out, catch it with the cup, drink it and say, "I've got to stay hydrated!!!"
3. Introduce yourself to a bunch of strangers. Whenever you meet one, lick your whole left hand and stretch out your right (dry) one, as if you want to shake theirs. That will get people looking at you very quickly.
Interesting assignment. So many possibilities.
