When Cam walked in, Everyone got so scared that they stoped fighting and sat down and got drunk... little did Cam know, it's wasn't him who scared them, it was BreakABone!!! (the guy who played Penguin in Batman)
He was standing right behind Cam, and he didn't even know! When Cam turned around he fainted, not because of how horrid BreakABone looks, but because how bad he stank.
BigJustinW drove by, laughs, then drives to the airport where he caught a plane to South Africa (so keep my ass out of this story
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