Xantar walked out. But he didn't walk out of a strip joint because Swarthmore College doesn't have any strip joints.
Anyways, Xantar came walking out, whereupon the eagerly awaiting group jumped him. Unfortunately, they had forgotten about his moderator powers. They all ended up stuffed into a trash compactor.
"Darn," said The_Dunadan. "We should have waited until after Xantar retired."
"We'll get him eventually!" said Link1130. "All we have to do is...
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