[Yoda9864]

Good old Rubik's Cube. I got one about 5 years ago. The fastest I've solved it is 5 minutes. I've never used any guide either, cuz guides are for wimps.

One time I gave it to a friend so he could try it out. The d!ck takes off all the stickers and puts them on right. I just about punched him in the face. And once someone takes off the stickers, they just don't go back on right. So I took off all the stickers and put on nail polish so that dick's can't take off the stickers anymore. I also lubed it up really good so that it moves ultrasmooth.

I've tried to teach friends over the internet before and it's really really hard. It's still hard when you're teaching them and they're right beside you.

One of my friends can do it in 1 minute and 8 seconds. The fastest it's ever been done is 15 seconds I believe, which was done at osme international competition.