12-11-2003, 04:12 PM
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Re: Holiday cheer
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Originally Posted by The Germanator
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!!!!!
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L!!! (noel)
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night!!!
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!!!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!!!
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle!!!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!!!
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