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Old 12-11-2003, 12:11 PM   #2
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What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!!!!!

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L!!! (noel)

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night!!!

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!!!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!!!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle!!!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!!!

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