Ok, you all know what this is about. If you're drunk, and pretend it's really not you, what would you say to pick up a chick?
1. "Hey baby, your place or mine? Tell you what, I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
2.
Me: "If I told you I had a 2 inch dick, would you still do me?"
Girl: "No!"
Me: "Good, because mine is 10 inches!"
3. "Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!"
4. "Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night"
Post yours.
