No, you just think you're sexy
If everyone was in the military, I would shoot myself. There's a lot of people who are in, and don't want to be, and all they do is bitch and moan all day. I actually wish they would let people get out of the military, finish their term doing some kind of civil service or something.
Well, look on the bright side, at least you're getting combat pay for a year. Poor old gekko has to live on an E-1 salary
Then again, you're in Iraq, I'm on leave. Sucks to be you!