I uh... Have a problem.
 

Ok so last night I was with Typhoid's mom and we were cuddling in bed. All was good right? But then...

No I'm just kidding.

My real problem is this:

I NEED $4500 IN COLLEGE LOANS!!! AHH GAH!!!

*Shoots self*

Re: I uh... Have a problem.
 

SHE CHARGED YOU $4500 for one night nowonder Typhoid is rich?!?!?!?!?

I know how you feel my school just doubled its rates (from $31 a credit hour to $61)
It sucks. :(

Re: I uh... Have a problem.
 

My moms not that expensive you know, you could prooly get her for a dime...

Looking back, i shouldnt be laughing....my mom used to go around with my neighbour who was a hooker..


lol, your screwed friend.:p



And like i told your mom over MSN, she does have a hot ass.

Re: I uh... Have a problem.
 

Did you try for financial aid from the government?

Re: I uh... Have a problem.
 

Heh! My dad signed me up for government loans already, and I've been approved. Only then, he told me HE would be paying them off at the end of my education.

I love my dad!

Re: I uh... Have a problem.
 

Try asking relatives for some financial help.

Re: I uh... Have a problem.
 

Yeah I did.

I got some loans from them, so in all actuality I'll be paying off more loans than $4500

Isn't life peachy?

Re: I uh... Have a problem.
 

Here's an idea....

Study.

I got a 1330 on my SAT's and colleges were literally begging me to go to their schools. One school gave me 100,000 dollars to go there, but I turned it down. Instead, I'm going to the local community college for 350 bucks. And I haven't even gotten my Pell grants yet.

Try for scholarships, they're easy to get and don't need to get paid back. But like all things, advice is worth what you pay for it....

Re: I uh... Have a problem.
 

Wait. You turned down $100,000 for $350?

Re: I uh... Have a problem.
 

No, I turned down 100,000 dollars in scholarships.