I Suck
 

Sympathy For The Devil

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made

I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Instead of banning you, like you want, I will just edit your posts with Beatles lyrics. :) - Bond

I'm bored :p So, I switched your NIN with Rolling Stones :p -BlueFire

:shakehead

You don't mind getting banned, but you're angry?

Okay.

Re: Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

9/10 for childish mud-slinging Newbie
1/10 for originality.

****, you guys have gotta find a new way

And jewels doesn't like me when I said this kid is retarded.


LOL... This kid is seriously messed up in the head.

Great song ;)

I was a bit confused when I came in and started reading the song.

*shrugs and walks away*

Man, even the quality of idiots these days has gone down. They just aren't entertaining or original any more (as Marc pointed out). What's going on with the world? What happened to the days when someone got himself banned for advertising other forums and praising them because they allowed post-cramming?

Now all they can think up these days is "Ban me!" And maybe if they're feeling really creative, they'll put it in all caps.

*faith in humanity sinks lower*

That's what you get for recruiting from AIM chat rooms. :shakehead

I read the news today, oh boy...

About a lucky man who made the grade...

Well, looks like he got what he wanted.

I will never understand why these idiots come here, make a big scene by trying to become accepted, and then give up after 20 posts and demand they are banned.

Why don't you just leave and not return? We could really care less what happens to you one way or another and if you just leave quietly, you could at least return one day when you wisen up.

Stupid newbs...

Hmmm...seems like I missed his so not creative original post by 5 minutes because I had to go somewhere.

exactly, now theres a whole lot of people who just WANT to get banned, take me for example, i doubt that anyone went out more creatively than me, and i didn't want to get banned:rolleyes:

I like that song...