Who would win and why?
 

Who would win in a fight between Samus and Slippy? Slippy has his R-wing and Samus has all her weapons. I think Slippy would tear Samus in two.

Samus would obviously. While Slippy does have an Arwing, her expertise is in the engineering of all StarFox related vehicles, not using them in combat, as anyone who has played StarFox 64 would know (always have to save her). Samus would either destroy Slippy by blowing the Arwing up or highjacking the Arwing and then using it to kill Slippy.

A simple R-wing vs. a woman with enough abilities to tear it like nothing. Samus wins hands down. She's been through A LOT worse then this.

Neh. Donkey Kong could come in and take them all to sk--OOOOOL. Samus would put up a fight but I'm sure Slippy would be rather... slippery.

I didn't know Slippy was a chick :unsure:

Anyways, Donkey Kong would whoop them all.....ape-style. He would probably eat slippy, and then take out Samus by pounding her armour with his giant fists until they crushed her body. If that didn't work, he'd strangle her with either his hands or his tie.

If Samus tried to use some kind of weakly cannon attack, DK would jump into a maze of barrels, and Samus would get confused, and then would wonder off questioning physics. I mean seriously...how does a floating barrel propell a giant gorilla into the air with unrealistic precision?

Samus has her own crazy physics on how she can put her body into a ball. So they could just confuse each other to hell and back.

Simple. Samus would roll up into her spider ball and roll and hide somewhere, pop out and cap skippys ass with the ice beam. clunk there goes the ship and w/o that I don't think ole' skippy can hop faster than a plasma beam, especially when samus is rollin after her using her ole' boost ball.
Bam wham thank you for comin out skippy.

Samus

He's not.


*shrugs and walks away*

yeah...I was replying to GameMaster

"While Slippy does have an Arwing, her expertise is in the engineering of all StarFox related vehicles, not using them in combat, as anyone who has played StarFox 64 would know (always have to save her)"

you might be able to see why I got the whole 'female' vibe from that

You want to know why slippy would win well it's because he can call for help and when he does solid snake pops up and kills Samus with a bottle of ketchup because thats all he needs.

How do you know that?

From the Star Fox Adventures instruction maunual:


*shrugs and walks away*

Ok, sorry about that Stu.