Press Release
 

PRESS RELEASE

While testing thier new 10.8 GHz processor currently in devlopment, Pentium Technologies recently tore a hole into another dimension.

When asked about this unexpected side effect of building the worlds most unnessarily powerful processor chip, Lead Designer Barry Wilkins simply replied "That was BOSS!"

Athlon spokesman Harold Carmichael has accused Pentium of of gross mismanagement, claiming that by not making any real technological advancements in their processors and simply using more power, Pentium has potential brought the world to the brink of destruction.

In response Wilkens accused Carmichael of being a "player hater" and claimed "I'm rubber you're glue..."

"We never expected something like this to happen," said Wilkins, "But its pretty [expletive deleted] COOL! Look at this." Wilkins then through a clock radio through the space-time rift to the result of hearing a faint "ouch".

:hmm:

:wtf: :hmm:

ummm...

:hmm: :wtf:

Ummmm...

:hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm:

Oh wait, I posted it.

I really hope you guys don't think thats real. Its a joke and pretty obvious one at that...

We I think its funny at least :D

me also dont think thats real... isnt 1mhz like 1 machine cycle of, fetch, something, execute and store so how could something that does that really fast tear a hole in.. ugh.. this is dumb

*walks away*

WHOOSH!

(Thats the sound of this thread going over everyone's heads:D)

I found it to be funny... I just didn't reply because it is more funny seeing everybody say they hate it :lol:

On a related note, AMD achieved the same results using their new 3ghz chip :p

Woah. I cannot wait to test out that computer.



























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interesting...very...yep

yeeeessss.......:wtf:........yeeeeessss.......

Oh, you must've misunderstood me ma'am, I asked for a non-fiction book.

I was hoping for something real :unsure:

I smell bbspot's humor.