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Shadow_Link 11-28-2002 08:43 PM

If you're happy and you know it...
 
Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
Though our ignorance is showing!
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

By the way, I didn't make this up :D.

Bond 11-28-2002 09:04 PM

Is this more of your sick European humor?

gekko 11-28-2002 09:12 PM

It's British anti-Bush humour (get the spelling right for them :p).

GameMaster 11-28-2002 10:01 PM

Nice find Shadow Link :lol:

Mushlafa 11-28-2002 10:33 PM

I actually thought it was pretty good :unsure:

Happydude 11-28-2002 11:35 PM

it was funny...but not HA-HA funny :unsure:

BlueFire 11-29-2002 12:27 AM

I didn't find it funny...

Maybe I should sing it? :p

Jewels 11-29-2002 01:24 AM

i acutally thought it was pretty good also lol

Shadow_Link 11-29-2002 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bond
Is this more of your sick European humor?
:rolleyes:

First off all, I didn't think it up. Secondly, I thought I would post it up just to see what you lot thought about it. Did you see me laugh anywhere in the post? No.

Oh, and I never knew you were such a fan of Bush Bond?

Happydude 11-29-2002 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shadow_Link
:rolleyes:

First off all, I didn't think it up. Secondly, I thought I would post it up just to see what you lot thought about it. Did you see me laugh anywhere in the post? No.

Oh, and I never knew you were such a fan of Bush Bond?


whats a bush bond?:confused:

Joeiss 11-29-2002 10:44 AM

He forgot the comma... lol.....

It should be: "Oh, and I never knew you were such a fan of Bush, Bond? "


And I thought that it was quite funny, and true.

bobcat 11-29-2002 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by happydude666
whats a bush bond?:confused:
:lol:

Shadow_Link 11-29-2002 01:38 PM

Here are some pictures...











I reckon most of you have already seen these, but for those who haven't.

Bond 11-29-2002 02:53 PM

Well, those pictures are almost as funny as your Bush Bond.

Let me guess... do you have any insulting images of your leader?

Shadow_Link 11-29-2002 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bond
Well, those pictures are almost as funny as your Bush Bond.

Let me guess... do you have any insulting images of your leader?

... This is rather funny. I couldn't give a rats arse about Tony Blair. I certainly wouldn't be all hung about certain jokes and pictures of him like you are about Bush. To me, Blair is Bush's lap dog.

And you think Bush Bond was a joke? Man, you certainly do look into things to deeply. Read Joeiss's post.


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