If you're happy and you know it...
 

Sung to the tune: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
Though our ignorance is showing!
Bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

By the way, I didn't make this up :D.

Is this more of your sick European humor?

It's British anti-Bush humour (get the spelling right for them :p).

Nice find Shadow Link :lol:

I actually thought it was pretty good :unsure:

it was funny...but not HA-HA funny :unsure:

I didn't find it funny...

Maybe I should sing it? :p

i acutally thought it was pretty good also lol

:rolleyes:

First off all, I didn't think it up. Secondly, I thought I would post it up just to see what you lot thought about it. Did you see me laugh anywhere in the post? No.

Oh, and I never knew you were such a fan of Bush Bond?

whats a bush bond?:confused:

He forgot the comma... lol.....

It should be: "Oh, and I never knew you were such a fan of Bush, Bond? "


And I thought that it was quite funny, and true.

:lol:

Here are some pictures...











I reckon most of you have already seen these, but for those who haven't.

Well, those pictures are almost as funny as your Bush Bond.

Let me guess... do you have any insulting images of your leader?

... This is rather funny. I couldn't give a rats arse about Tony Blair. I certainly wouldn't be all hung about certain jokes and pictures of him like you are about Bush. To me, Blair is Bush's lap dog.

And you think Bush Bond was a joke? Man, you certainly do look into things to deeply. Read Joeiss's post.