Things you can do with your new black wii
 

Dear Sean:

I really need your help with this thread.

So did you guys know that the black wii is actually better than the white wii? Yeah... it's true. It runs faster.

So I bought a black wii, and on the way home I got on the bus, and a guy with a white wii made me move to the back of the bus.

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I heard that ladies like to play black wiis more because they have larger controllers.

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The other day my friend and I got stopped by the cops just because we both have black wii consoles.

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Ever since I traded in my white wii for a black one, its been hard to find a job

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I have had a craving for watermelon ever since I got my black Wii.

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I heard that black wii owners are more likely to buy "Singstar: Rap Edition"