CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

For years i have sat by the postbox. The hair on my head grew 10 feet long, and contorted itself around a post; my beard grew below my knees and formed a handy bowl shape on my lap. Many years ago i won a contest on these boards for 'best poster of the month'*, for which Crash promised me my prize was an N64 controller. Having never really won anything before, the excitment consumed my very existence, so much so everything else in my life took a sudden backseat. So sit and wait i did.

A little dog would often come and deposit small bits of food in my beard bowl. When the dog stop coming, i began to look at the backseat, and the reality that Crash may have never sent the N64 controller started to sink in. For the first time in years i tried to stand, but my hair raped around the post prevented me. My anger was brewing, until i eventually toar all my hair clean out. I was then unfortunately sent to a mental asylum, from which i recently escape. I was forced to leave my home country, and i now find myself residing in Japan**.

Many here may not remember this particular episode of Gametavern life and its past guises, but i implore those who do to help me attain justice. It now seems things have changed quite a lot, N64 controllers are no longer used, and theres this service called Virtual console, and apparently old controllers called Gamecube controllers. It seems an N64 controller would be of no use to me now. So i ask, what compensation should Crash offer me, other than his life.

*On a side note, i don't believe there have been any 'best poster' contests of any sort since. Since i am the only member to be given such a title, the title is still mine.

**I actually am currently living in Japan, i've been here about a month and half.

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

Lies...

Dude you posted :D

Yeah crash, come on out, where are you. I remember that contest, you owe C.H an N64 controller yeah.

I believe compensation is in order... including this

Crash----><----C.H

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

That was a really good post! I have a few spare N64 controllers lying around. I can send you one.

Good to see you around C.H...

PS: Ric, what part of London are you in? My band has spent a good amount of time there over the last couple of years.

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

Now we actually need Crash to post in here

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

It's good to have your support Ric. Dude, i've been sat on a wall for years and just broke out of a mental asylum, give us a beer on the house mate ;)

Thanks Germanator, its good to appricated. I'd be lying if i said i didn't put some thought into that post, thought if i was going to post again after all these years i should make the first a good one. Don't worry about the N64 controller :cool:

Bluefire, good to see your still about.

Where's Crash! Don't make me send out the hounds.

Perhaps, just perhaps i've taken the step and may have a real presence here on GT once again.

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

He's off building more armor.

http://www.vimeo.com/3145197

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

I can't remember the last time Crash even posted.

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

It's been a while. He was a swell guy.

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

It actually hasnt been THAT long...a little over a month ago...take a look for yourself...

http://www.gametavern.net/forums/showthread.php?t=19385

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

Ha ha... By official rules of participation, I think the outstanding contest prizes default to Neo, having taken over gametavern. :lol:

Wow, that's been a while. I can amazon you one!

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

West Norwood, near Stretham-Brixton-Tulse Hill-Crystal Palace kind of area.
I live near the train station.


Always happy to obliage


:WHOA: OMG

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

C.H.!!!! Very nice to hear from you. :)

That news about Japan makes me want to blurt out some Japanese I know, but I won't.

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

Wow, Crash and CH with completely out of the blues posts.
Maybe, summer brings out the best in folks.

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

Haha, so odd to see all these classic posters coming back. But very welcome, all the same.

Re: CRASH, Where the hell is my N64 controller!
 

Your alive...damn those rasta hitmen, never reliable.

Don't worry about the N64 controller, just send me the end of your little finger.

Thanks Ric

I'm glad there's still some here who remember me, anyone know where Xantar and Psycho Link (Shadow Link i believe now) are, and what about Yoda1964 (i think those are the digits in his name).

Oh and Angrist, my Japanese is still some what limited, but i'm slowly learning more.