I'm not a Witch
 

Just FYI, though, I'm a Constable.

Martial Law has been declared in this place. As a Constable (the highest ranking officer in the army), it is my duty to oversee Martial Law. I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STINK IN THIS FESTERING CESSPIT. The Witches will be found and burned, and Manasecret WILL BE THE FIRST. I have concluded my investigation into Manasecret and he's a Witch!

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So let's burn him at the stake! >_>




(Let it begin early...)

Re: I'm not Mafia
 

This is now the official pre-game baseless speculation thread. Rules thread up by tomorrow at the latest.

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What are you up to today dylan?

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I dont know how to play this...

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I'm afraid to post because it can make me look suspicious.

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I'm manipulative and I enjoy deceiving people.

Re: I'm not Mafia
 

It takes a lot of Balls to post the first thread in the Mafia forum. Something tells me you're trying to act like you have nothing to hide. Which obviously means you do!

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I'll hide your balls!


I will hide all of your balls

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Just tell me if you need anything else, Dylflon. I made you moderator of this forum.

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How can you speculate, there hasnt been any information given to speculate, aside from that its more of a med evil theme... which means that there are no cops. TML's a liar!

Re: I'm not Mafia
 

No no no...


>_>

<_<

I'm sure if you'll just reread my post you'll see that I'm actually a Constable, that Martial Law has been declared, and that as the highest ranking member of the army it is my duty to see that the Witches are stamped out. Manasecret is a Witch. Clearly obvious because he uses MANA. How obvious can you get!? Magic user.

And yes, I admit, I have balls. But don't let jealousy take you, justice must be served. The witches must be burned!

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So we have it, TML is the first victim.
He can't even keep a straight story before the game begins.

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No no, it was my mistake, I must have misread his post. But did they have constables back then, and wouldnt the pope be the highest ranking member in the army, seeing as how back then religion ruled all?

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Ah! But which religion was the ruling religion, hmmm?

Anyone know what country we're supposed to be in?

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Naw, Dyflon would be the Pope I think. He'd be the hand directing the army.