GameTavern - GT All Star Series: Bond

*BaB is waiting in an outside cafe. He stares at his watch*
*The roar of a helicopter could be heard coming from the south. It slowly reaches over BaB*
*BaB looks up to see a figure parachuting out of the helicopter. The figure lands in front of BaB*
*The figure stands up*
Figure: The name is Bond.
BaB:. . . .
Bond: The name is Bond.
BaB: Isn't there more to that?
Bond: Nope. The name is Bond.
BaB: Okay then.... Let's get...
Bond: NO! Where's Moore?!
BaB: What?
Bond: You promised Peter Moore would be here if I did this damn interview! WHERE IS HE!!!!!!!!!!
BaB: Don't worry he will be here.
Bond: Better.

BaB: So if you don't mind. Are you ready to begin?
Bond: Just make it fast. I need to see Moore.
BaB:What was your first gaming memories?
Bond: My first experience with video games was Super Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt on the NES. When I was a little kid living in Pennsylvania we lived by a lady who had several college-aged children. I would also go over to their house to play NES. Good times.
BaB: Is that all they did with you... er nevermind....
Bond: *Growls*

BaB:Sorry Sorry. What were your first console and game?
Bond: My first console was the SNES. First game was Donkey Kong Country.
BaB: So you played but skipped the NES generation? Curious.

BaB: What were some of your favorite games...
Bond: Anything by Peter Moore.
BaB: Does he make games?
Bond: He makes whatever the hell he wants! Don't you talk bad about Moore! Is he here yet?
BaB: He will be here don't you worry. So going on what were your favorite gaming series growing up?
Bond: Let’s see… Donkey Kong and Mario games, the Final Fantasy series, and several James Bond games when I was young and naïve.
BaB: O now you remember the James part.

BaB: Well we know you owned a Xbox and Xbox 360. What other consoles have you owned?
Bond: SNES, Playstation, Game Boy, Game Boy Color, Game Boy Advanced.
BaB: No Dreamcast? Isn't that a Moore console?
Bond: Holy shit! Is it? *Calls local Gamestop to ask about Dreamcast* I will check ebay after this interview. And is Moore here yet?

*A door closes*
*Bond gets up excitedly*
Bond: PETER! PETER! is that you?
BaB: I think it was just the waiter coming out of the kitchen. Calm down.
Bond: BS! Where is Peter!
BaB: What is your favorite game?
Bond: *Pouts* Final Fantasy 7.

BaB: Favorite console?
Bond: Tie between Playstation and Xbox 360.

BaB: A favorite game series?
Bond: Final Fantasy.
BaB: Surprised not Halo. Peter would be disappointed.
Bond: Peter would not be disappointed! He loves me like I love him... Wait! Can we cut this out?
BaB: We shall see.

BaB: Has your taste for gaming changed over time?
Bond: It has evolved as Peter Moore has moved around.
BaB: You know this is really getting creepy...
Bond: Whatever.
BaB: So how has your taste changed?
Bond: Yes. I used to only play action/adventure and RPGs. I’ve expanded my horizons to FPSs and online multiplayer games within the last few years.

BaB: Okay a few more questions and then you can have your Peter.
Bond: I better be or gonna burn your house down.
BaB: What?
Bond: Nothing nothing. Go on.
BaB: Describe your ideal game?
Bond: Whatever Peter's game is over and over again.
BaB: Creepy.....
Bond: Probably a merger between the best elements of Knights of the Old Republic, Final Fantasy, and Metal Gear Solid.

BaB: Graphics or gameplay?
Bond: It depends. That’s a black and white question for a relative answer.
BaB: So you won't take a stand. Peter will be disappointed.
Bond: Is this over? Where's Peter?
*BaB pulls out a picture from his jacket*
BaB: Here you go. *Hands Bond the picture*
Bond: What the f!ck is this?
BaB: It's Peter Moore. I never said he would be here in person.
Bond: You sonofabitch! I am going to kill you and hunt down your family!
*Bond starts tossing around tables and chairs*
BaB: My queue....

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