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Space Madness Round 4 - Jedi Meetings

It wasn’t long before the bodies were discovered. Yoda was busy practicing his lightsaber skills, though he had nothing in his hands. His training led him to a closet in which he discovered several dead bodies, stacked to make a small pyramid. It was time to do something drastic: call a secret Jedi meeting. So Yoda gathered up all of the most trustworthy people he could find; Typhoid, the mad scientist GameMaster, Dyne, Teuthida the horrifying Xenomorph, and strange and grizzled man that he’d never seen before.
“I have called this meeting to discuss the issue of crazy people on this spaceship. I give the floor to GameMaster”
GameMaster cleared his throat and prepared to speak.
“It seems to me that this phenomenon is nothing more than flaw in our perception. I believe that nobody on board this ship is crazy and therefore believing somebody to be crazy would be undeniable proof that you are crazy”
The council nodded in agreement and Teuthida requested the floor.
“It has come to my attention that not enough people are enjoying our delicious tea. I would like to propose that we make the drinking of tea mandatory”
The council conferred with one another in hushed whispers. Typhoid was the first to speak up.
“You’ve been out of tea for days. Instead of using tea bags, you’ve been boiling dirt in your water”
Teuthida gasped with one mouth and with the other penetrated Typhoid’s skull. Blood gushed from Typhoid’s head causing him great concern.
“My head is leaking fruit punch. I have to go get a glass. Be right back.”
Typhoid exited the room to bleed to death but was murdered by an anonymous assailant on the way.
Dyne sipped his dirt tea.
“Good show”
The unidentified grizzled man had had enough.
“You fools! Don’t you understand!? We’re ALL crazy, and the only way we can survive is to kill God.”
Before Aladuf could go any farther, Mario Lover announced that he would be having a secret Jedi meeting in the common room.

Mario Lover stood atop a table to better announce his plans to the room.
“Everyone! We need to stop this madness! This senseless killing, this murder…it will get us nowhere. We all need to coexist peacefully. And the only way to assure we don’t kill eachother…is if everyone has a gun.”
Mario began tossing guns out to the crowd as the recipients inspected their new possessions with cautious glee.
“Hopefully that should put all this paranoia to…”
Before he could finish his sentence, someone had shot him in the face.
The members of this new secret Jedi meeting were concerned. Then Uber Paddler spoke up.
“Hey…uh…we could probably use the escape pods to get off of this ship. I think Swan was working on getting the door open but somebody killed him.”
Everyone turned their gaze over the common room door. Swans brains had been dashed over the majority of the door.

Jeepnut sat by himself stroking his new gun. He now realized that there was no escaping with any of these people. If he was to get out alive and with his new promotion…they’d all have to die. Jeepnut laughed maniacally to himself and then peed in his pants. He then tested his pee for drug traces.

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Player List:

01. Aladuf
02. Yoda9864
03. Dyne
04. Teuthida
05. Bube
06. GameMaster
07. jeepnut
08. uber_paddler
09. flunkie44
10. Combine 017

The Dead:

Vampyr
The Germanator
Fyacin
Professor S
Angrist
manasecret
Typhoid
thatmariolover
Swan

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