Not my Potato Chips and French Fries!
 

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_cancer_dc_4

STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - Basic foods eaten by millions around the world such as bread, biscuits, potato chips and french fries contain alarmingly high quantities of acrylamide, a substance believed to cause cancer, Swedish scientists said on Wednesday.

Hopefully this isn't as true as they say it is. More Research! More!

Oh well... eventually everybody is gonna die anyway, so enjoy life while you still have a chance

*eats potato chips*

mmm...chips and fries....:drool:







i'm sorry...what were you talking about?

*walks in eating potato chips*
*reads topic*
*eats potato chips*

*walks in eating rice*
*reads topic*
*keeps eating rice*
*points and laughs at everyone else*

*walks in eating nothing*
*reads topic*
*keeps eating nothing*
*leaves*

*sees Link1130 dead of starvation after eating nothing for too long*
*moves along*

:unsure:

Man, everything causes cancer. So who cares. Scientists will eventually say that rice is the only food that doesn't cause cancer. Oh well.

*dies with everybody else in the world*
*Xantar alive, but lonely*




:D

NEWSFLASH- Early this morning scientists in Norway reported that oxygen in the air can lead to starvation. The people that were tested were locked in rooms for a couple of days with nothing but oxygen and they strangely all died from starvation. The scientists concluded that the deaths of these people were caused by high levels of exposure to oxygen.

*Interprets Xantar's meal as a sign of little/no money*
*Feels sympathetic for Xantar*
*Tosses some pocket change onto the ground*
*Tells Xantar to start treating himself right*
*Zooms off into the horizon in a very expensive vehicle*

how could they use humans as test subjects and kill them?

I think he's being sarcastic.

*walks into topic eating asbestos chips fried in Antifreeze (Funbestosyuns TM) and smoking a fromaldehyde cigarette*
*reads topic*
*laughs at all the stupid people eating chips and fries*
*dies*

*doesnt walk in*
*doesnt read anything*
*doesnt walk out*
*doesnt exist*

that was oddly fun....

I eat at least a pound of that stuff every day.