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damn you stomach flu

it's like there's a party in my intestines, and i'm not invited.

where's chuck norris to kick that bad-bacteria's ass? i'd swallow him whole.

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One more Chuck Norris joke and I am going to choke someone.

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I agree Bond.

They got old before they were new

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It was better with Vin Diesel anyway.

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Vin Diesel can touch MC Hammer.

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Vin Diesel was actually 'Born with it' and has been quoted as saying, "**** Maybelline."

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Vin Diesel has agreed to star in Britain's National Theatre's new production of Hamlet if they allow him to have sole creative control and cut through all "that whiny bull****". His version will consist of one line of dialogue. While restraining uncle Claudius in a headlock, Hamlet growls, "You should have ghosted me when you had the chance, mother****er!" He then disembowels all the male characters with his thumbs. In the next scene, he steals inside Gertrude's bedroom and skull****s mother in her sleep. Finally, he fleshes out the rest of the play by giving Ophelia a four and a half hour orgasm that lasts till the end of Act V. The rest is silence.

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If you spin Vin Diesel's head 4 times counterclockwise a leprechaun is created.

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The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of Vin Diesel, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.

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Vin Diesel can draw a lens flare in MS Paint

Sorry about the stomach flu. I constantly have stomach problems.

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Hopefully its just the stomach flu and not my party that my abdomen had back in September :eyes:

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Sorry 'bout the chuck norris joke...fever makes you euphoric.

Anyway, I think I need sleep.

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Take lots of vitamins!

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Originally Posted by bobcat

maybe you have IBS?

Nah. I have the Stomach Flu or Viral Gastroenteritis, if you want to get all clinical. IBS isn't contagious I don't think, and 2 of my family members just contracted what I have.

It’s all good, I’m feeling a bit better and now I can hold down a glass of water.