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Fox 6

06-19-2005 01:43 AM

abridged scripts

Have any of you guys seen these? They're a riot to read. They basically sum up a movie script in a page but in a comical fashion. There are jokes about errors or unrealistic things. There are a whole bunch of them to read. I found the Star Wars ones hilarious. especially episode III.

WARNING

* some bad textual language *

Abridged script archive

KillerGremlin

06-19-2005 01:54 AM

Re: abridged scripts

I gotta say, the Kill Bill Vol 2 script had me laughing like a little school girl.

Quote:

Alright. Time for the ultimate
swordfight on the beach outside
under the moonlight that David
commented on moments ago. This will
be the final consummation to all for
which Uma has worked.
(checks calendar)
Oh ****, we've gone over our
production deadline. Guess I
shouldn't have wasted so many days
shooting all the useless filler
bull**** peppered all over this
film. Ah well.

+rep

Typhoid

06-19-2005 01:58 AM

Re: abridged scripts

Hahahaha, that was worth it.

Su-Yin

06-19-2005 02:15 AM

Re: abridged scripts

:rofl: best laugh i've had in ages.
so many of my favourite movies in there...

ps: yan ...u need to read the pearl harbour one ;)

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