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not sure if this has been posted b4....i wouldnt say its accurate for everyone...but its pretty amusing...
i got mine 99% chinese 1 % korean haha....the personality analysis was accurate a couple of times for my housemates...but for mine..it was all bullcrap

give it a go

www.faceanalyzer.com

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hahaha. this is funny.

it says i'm:

3% east indian
56% eastern european
42% anglo-saxon

east indian?????

eastern european??????

the personality thing was spot- on however.

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if i had my analysis on you two i'd just say beautiful... but If I had a race analysis.... probably... pit you both in Elven Race...

wow.. that was a cheesier post then A bowl of macaroni and cheese.

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Holy **** was that accurate.

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3% East Indian (wtf? Mom, you have some splainin to do.)
38% Southern European
59% Anglo Saxon

(Actually I'm only quarter Anglo Saxon, Quarter North European, and half eastern european. Or so I've believed all these years.)

Personality Profile
Intelligence 5.8
Risk 4.7
Ambition 5.7
Gay Factor 1.4
Honor 4.9
Politeness 5.7
Income 6.0
Sociability 5.6
Promiscuity 3.6

ARCHETYPE: WHITE COLLAR

Personality Profile:

You particularly enjoy the traditional way of life. Having drinks with your friends, attending parties and relaxing while watching TV are some of the simple pleasures you indulge in. You may also enjoy physical exercise. Your driving force is to retire as early as possible, so that you can do the things you enjoy more often. Your main source of ambition comes from this desire.

You dont particularly like your job but you do it without complaining. You realize that the income that it provides is essential to your lifestyle. You are friendly yet competitive with your co-workers. This competitiveness may lead you to squander your earnings to match other peoples' possessions.

You operate most effectively when there is a set power structure, and the lines of authority are clear. You know your place in the ranks, you play by the rules, and will deliver what is expected of you. You do not care for responsibility; you would rather be care free.

Your view of other types
You sometimes disagree with Boss types, but you respect them for the most part. You may even be envious of their lifestyles. You find Academic types boring and uptight. You have very little in common with them. However some White collar types may respect the accomplishments of certain Academic types. You think that Artist types are unrealistic and immature. You like interacting with Charmer types, and sometimes envy their charisma. You perceive Gambler types mostly as loners and untrustworthy. However, since you may have to interact with them on a daily basis you are not hostile to them. You believe Drifters are too lazy to work for a living but you sometimes feel pity for them.

Other types' view of you
Boss types may have some things in common with Blue collar types, but for the most part they only interact with you during the course of business. Academics see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of themselves, but because of work situations they may have to interact with you often. Artists do not interact with you, for they consider you to be a slave of conformity. Charmer types may associate with you; they find that the collar types are the people that mostly want to hang around them. To the Drifter types your repetitive routines seem boring; they would prefer having more fun and excitement. They may however enjoy the company of some Blue collar types.

White Collar:
-Slightly more intelligent and ambitious than the Blue collar type.
Occupation Examples: Secretary, Police Officer, Telemarketer, Computer Programmer, Office worker

Blue collar:
-Less intelligent and less ambitious than White Collar.
Occupation Examples: Auto/Equipment Mechanic, Factory Worker, Electrician

I am damn impressed by this internet test.

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35% Middle Eastern
65% Eastern European
0% East Indian
0% Southern European
0% Anglo Saxon
0% South East Asian
0% Korean/Japanese
0% Chinese

Gender: MALE
Personality Profile
Intelligence 6.0 Average Intelligence
Risk 4.7 Low Risk
Ambition 6.0 Average Ambition
Gay Factor 1.6 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 4.6 Average Honor
Politeness 5.7 Average Politeness
Income 6.1 $30,000 - $50,000
Sociability 6.5 Average Sociability
Promiscuity 3.4 Low Promiscuity

YOUR ARCHETYPE: Charmer
Personality Profile:

You have social courage and as a consequence are open and extroverted. You are seen as a well known person who is liked and is involved in many social events. You feel confident about your position in social situations and will not hesitate to say what you believe. You do not like too much responsibility, but you do not mind being in the social center. You must know everything that is going on in your greater social circle and spend a lot of time talking to others to find out the latest gossip. You tend to be friendly, but can be criticizing when you see others as thinking of themselves too much.

You prefer to work in challenging people oriented jobs where you can compete against others and rise in the ranks. Others usually like you but can sometimes be intimidated by your outspoken comments and criticisms although they do not show it. People tend to feel comfortable around you and respect your opinion. You can use this social weight to get things done for you but usually opt not to call in favours people owe you.

Your view of other types
You tend to like Boss types and try to get close to them, as they possess the intimidating factor and confrontational attitude that you lack. You regard Academic Types as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to interact with. You associate with some Blue collar and White collar types, and find that these are the people that mostly want to hang around you. You see Artist types as attention seekers and are often the person to criticize them. For this reason, Artist types envy and fear you. You may enjoy the risk taking personality of Gambler types, but you also think that they are loners. You see Drifter types as social dropouts.

Other types' view of you
Boss types like you but they dont always trust you. Academic Types have very little in common with you, therefore they avoid you. Artist types tend to avoid you because you may attack them verbally due to their personality differences. White and Blue collar types like interacting with you, and they sometimes envy your charisma. Gambler types may deal with you if they think that you have something useful to offer them. Drifter types may associate with you, but they generally believe that your archetype is stuck up.

Alpha Charmer:
-More ambitious than Charmer
Expected Occupations: Corporate Executive, Real Estate Agent, Politician
Charmer:
-More fun-loving than Alpha Charmer
Expected Occupations: Sales representative, Teacher, Aesthetician, Hair Stylist, Artist, Actor, Social Worker, Manager

and

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21% Middle Eastern
10% Eastern European
69% Anglo Saxon
0% East Indian
0% Southern European
0% South East Asian
0% Korean/Japanese
0% Chinese

Personality Profile
Intelligence 6.3 Average Intelligence
Risk 5.0 Average Risk
Ambition 6.7 High Ambition
Gay Factor 1.2 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 5.0 Average Honor
Politeness 6.0 Average Politeness
Income 7.2 $50,000 - $100,000
Sociability 5.8 Average Sociability
Promiscuity 3.7 Low Promiscuity
YOUR ARCHETYPE: Beta Academic

Personality Profile:

You are a long-term planner, diligent worker and avoid risk as much as possible. You are of above average intelligence and have the ability to focus on tasks that seem unimportant at present, but can lead to greater things in the foreseeable future. You are not keen to interact with others or make social connections. You would rather gain material wealth before putting yourself in a position to be judged. You are not confrontational unless someone directly opposes your intellectual beliefs. You are highly concerned with your social status. You are keen to avoid risks that could jeopardize your long-term plans. You take a calculated approach to life, working hard to control all aspects of it in order to not leave anything important to chance.

You tend to be a perfectionist and quite self-conscious. You sometimes wish you were less reserved and more like some others you see who are more bold and outspoken in social situations. But as much as you try to be like them, you cannot, because you care too much about the future to ever be comfortable taking risks in social situations.

Your view of other types
Academic types can end up rich but it will take longer than with Boss types. You see Boss types as potential business clients and as great resources to expand your contacts. Therefore you treat them with respect. For the most part you do not respect Artist types, however there are some Alpha Artists that you give some credit to. You look down upon Blue collar types as you consider them ignorant. You see White collar types as unsuccessful versions of yourself, but because of work situations you may have to interact with them often. You have very little in common with Charmers, therefore you avoid them. You consider Gambler types to make foolish decisions, and for the most part you do not interact with them. At times you feel sorry for Drifters.

Other types' view of you
Boss types consider you to be a valuable resource of advice. They constantly interact with you to make better decisions and they often respect your opinion. For the most part Artist types do not interact with you for they rather take it easy. They however may like you because of your knowledge of subjects that they find interesting. Blue collar types find you boring and uptight, they have very little in common with you. White collar types may respect your accomplishments and ambition. Charmer types regard you as mostly withdrawn from life and too uppity to hang around with. Gambler types think that because you play so safe you miss out on great opportunities. Drifter types have no regard for you, because your repetitive routines seem boring to them

. Alpha academic: Solid long-term planner. Highly intelligent, ambitious and loyal to close ones.

Expected Occupations: Lawyer, Doctor, Investment Banker, Chief Accountant, Corporate Consultant, Head Engineer, Stock Broker, Business owner (professional skill/knowledge based business operation)

Beta academic: Not as intelligent or ambitious as Alpha Academics, but still focused on being materially successful.

Expected Occupations: Lawyer, Doctor, Investment Analyst, Accountant, Architect, Engineer, Professor, Researcher, Psychologist

Theta academic: Not as intelligent as Alpha and Beta academics, but still intelligent.

Expected Occupations: Pharmacist, Accountant, Teacher, Journalist, Computer Technician

Two different pictures, pretty accurate results.

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i think it depends on the brightness of the picture to determine the race...and you expression and features on the photograph, i get different answers with different pictures

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25% Eastern European
32% Anglo Saxon
28% Korean/Japanese
15% Chinese
0% East Indian
0% Middle Eastern
0% Southern European
0% South East Asian

Intelligence 5.7 Average Intelligence
Risk 6.2 Average Risk
Ambition 6.7 High Ambition
Gay Factor 1.2 Very Low Gay Factor
Honor 5.8 Average Honor
Politeness 5.5 Average Politeness
Income 6.9 $50,000 - $100,000
Sociability 7.9 High Sociability
Promiscuity 5.0 Low Promiscuity

Archetype: Beta Boss

You are a power driven risk-taker. Your desire to obtain power quickly propels you to take large risks, both financially and socially. You are so effective and confident when it comes to making short term decisions at crucial moments that it almost becomes contagious. Your high confidence level leads you to focus on the rewards of your decisions, rather than over-calculating. Your directness may make others think you are rude. You know what you want and you want it now.

Some people consider you a political mastermind as you are able to take advantage of peoples strengths and weaknesses so effectively, that it enables you to undertake and achieve monumental tasks. Others tend to characterize you as confrontational, but you take this as a compliment, and in turn you characterize these people as push-overs. You would rather stand up for yourself and those you care about and face confrontation, than avoid confrontation and give in. You act promptly when it comes to making big decisions and thus others look to you to carry the burden of responsibility.

Your view of other types
You consider Academic Types to be a valuable resource of advice. You constantly interact with them to make better decisions and you respect the opinion of certain Academics. Artist types do not concern you for you look down on them, you believe they waste too much time. You like Charmers but you dont always trust them or bring them too close. You can relate to the Gambler types' risk taking personality but for the most part you do not trust them. You may have some things in common with Blue collar types, but for the most part you only interact with Blue collar and White collar types during the course of business. You feel no pity for Drifters. You believe that they are lazy.

Other types view of you
Academic Types view you as potential business clients and as great resources to expand their contacts. Therefore they treat you with respect. Artist types see you as egotistical and selfish and they may only interact with you during their employment. Blue collar and White collar types sometimes disagree with you, but they respect you for the most part. They may even be envious of your lifestyle. Charmer Types tend to like you and try to get close to you because you possess the intimidating factor and confrontational attitude that they lack. Gambler types regard your type as their main competition to be on top. Drifter Types tend to feel that you types are a bad tempered bully.

Alpha Boss:
-Most ambitious
-Makes the smartest decisions
- Occupations examples: Military general, Dictator, Organized crime boss, CEO of large company, Large Business owner (management/people oriented business operation)

Beta Boss
-More ambitious than Theta but less than Alpha
-Makes smarter decisions than Theta but less than Alpha
-Occupation examples: High/medium ranking military officer, Small/medium business owner (management/people oriented business operation), Gangster

Theta Boss
-Fears and distractions may affect your ambition
-Makes less wise decisions than Alpha and Beta
-Occupation examples: Manager, Low level criminal, entertainer

Sweet. Overall, very accurate, aside from the fact I have no Asian blood

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Before I can tell if mine are accurate, what the hell does anglo saxon mean?

Edit: Pfffft....this thing is a load of crap. With one picture it said I was 93% Anglo Saxon, then another it said I was 100% southern European....Im not buying either.

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Originally Posted by Jason1

Anlgo Saxon is like, a northern European. English, Scottish, Irish, German, and the likes...

In other words, it means you're white. I guess southern Europeans like Spaniards, Italians, Greeks etc have darker skin which is why the differeniate the two...

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Wow this thing really sucks. First pic said I was a 100% Southern European female. Wrong on both accounts. Second pic which wasn't much different got my sex right but now I'm 100% Chinese. But apparently being Chinese made my intelligence level very high. Descriptions are pretty wrong too. I usually get mistaken for being hispanic by actual people.

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Well for mine to be accurate It should have probably been like 50% Anglo Saxon, 50% Southern European...I think I might have to fool around with this some more, because I was getting very mixed results. Im guessing that If I stretched my eyes to look chinese, it would say im 100% Chinese.

Edit: hrmph...well I just actually got exactly what I said I should get...maybe this thing isnt totally bogus after all. Although I do think the picture has to be perfect.

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Hmm, maybe it was the crappiness of my web cam aiding in the very off results.

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Originally Posted by Sony

...lame.

Hitting on forum girls. :p