Who would you rather...
 

... make out with? Rosanne? ET, the extra terrestrial? Or would you rather lick your own sphincter?

Vote now! And don't forget to tell your reasons why you picked the option you did.

Oh, here is a picture of ET :



And here is a picture of Rosanne :




Sorry, I couldn't find a picture of Rosanne's full body. But let me tell you, she is fat. Oh, and I think we all know what a sphincter looks like. And for those people who are stupid, it is where your poo comes out off.

Rosannes, I dont think i could ever make out with any of those people...things... But i guesse if i had to it would be rosanne, i mean, at least shes human...

ET, he's cute

I'd kill myself before I had to even come close to deciding. :p

thats just too sick and disturbing to think about.

At least pick one. I would probably make out with Rosanne. ET scares the hell out of me, an I don't think I would ever get the taste of sphincoter out of my mouth.

Roseanne. She's human.



I wouldn't make out with ET because he's a little puppet thing. Disturbing.



I wouldn't lick my sphincter because

1. That's nasty

2. I couldn't reach

ET, since I know he's just a puppet. But if it's ET for real, then I'd choose Roseanne. Just be sure to liquor me up and blindfold me beforehand.

Speaking of Liquor, I drank a lot last night.

Same with me, buddy. 40s are the greatest invention of all time. Why? Because they are bloody cheap and 2 can get you messed.

An alien, a fat bird, or a chocolate starfish. I choose none of them. Eew, thats sick.

Lightweight.
Anyone here ever had a Flaming Drambuie?