Haiku
 

I don't usually write poetry of any sort but today's a special case:

The job do I call.
Not today ignorant boy.
F*ck them, f*ck them all.

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Hmm, it appears as though the author has some reserved hostility or hatred toward his occupation. It can be deduced that he's not going to work today. The repetition of the F word reinforces the feeling of anger.

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We should've had a Haiku contest on May 7th. Get it, 5/7/5? Anyway, I'll write a haiku too.

My lips are too chapped,
the name brand ChapStick only
does so much to help

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A makeshift poetry recital? I shall join.


This is my Haiku
My creativity lacks,
I think I need sleep.

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i just slept an hour
then got up to eat pasta
discovered it gone

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That Haiku is good
It sort of made me giggle
I think I love you

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i don't think i love
i know how much i adore
my seanie-wannie

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My love for Ulala,
Burning Brighter Than The Sun,
I Hope She Accepts

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Today I question'd
Got tested minutes ago
Negative or Not

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sexy cheerleading
gives you aids and the herpes
sure i do gm

good luck to acebot
hope that turns out well for you
rah rah rah rah rah

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Seany-boy is mine
Has been and shall remain so
Back off Ulala

Thought I'd join the party.

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I feel very loved
Being wanted by two souls
But Ashley owns me

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Dearest Ulala,
Join me at S.F.S.U.
Our chapter awaits

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S.F.S.U. dear?
and just what might this mean dear?
it sounds pretty queer

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Your dream college, deer.
The one you spoke of last year,
Please tell me I'm right.