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mmmm... brownies

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COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) -- A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.

+rep for that kid... I dont think I'd have enough to frost a whole brownie pan... he probably just did "candy stripes" LOLOLOLOL

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wow...i want to laugh and feel bad for the kids at the same time...oh well

/me shrugs and laughs and walks away

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It's a shame I had to read this right before class, now I'm going to have to struggle to save myself until break. Thank you Crash, for your arousing thread.

The nice thing about living in the 50's is that kids didn't have backpacks. They just carried their books which made hiding a hard-on much easier. I'm going to look pretty silly holding a book when I have a backpack but I'd rather look silly than face the other alternative.

In responce to the topic, I've never unloaded on food, only inside a sock and the hole in our old couch.

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Thats pretty disgusting. I'm disturbed.

On the other hand, that is kind of funny.

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...you never cease to amaze me GM...:wtf:

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Can you say "owned"?

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"he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain"

That's the best part about this story.

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Originally Posted by Danchastu

"he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain"

That's the best part about this story.

I know, haha, I was just about to comment on that....

You put ****ing peanut butter in my cheese sandwich?! Bodily fluids for you it is then!

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I feel sorry for the kids that ate the brownies.....those f*gs.

Ahahaha. :p

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Geez... I love peanut butter...

Then again... :puke:

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ugh, that sounds so gross...

how did they not taste that?

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I would imagine dry semen would just taste kind of like salt....because that is all it is. Salty mucus that is loaded with protien!

And, you put salt in brownies I think.

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Originally Posted by KillerGremlin

I would imagine dry semen would just taste kind of like salt....because that is all it is. Salty mucus that is loaded with protien!

And, you put salt in brownies I think.

No, not salty. From the way I hear it, it tastes more like bleach.

Either way, I don't think I'll ever look at a brownie the same way.

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Originally Posted by Dyne

No, not salty. From the way I hear it, it tastes more like bleach.

Either way, I don't think I'll ever look at a brownie the same way.

And people have eaten bleach and lived to tell about it?

Anyways, if he splooged in some brownies over peanut butter....imagine what he would have done if someone like...dumped pop on his head....or pulled his pants down.

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Originally Posted by Dyne

No, not salty. From the way I hear it, it tastes more like bleach.

Either way, I don't think I'll ever look at a brownie the same way.

It actually depends on your diet.