Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

...because I love ketchup and thinking about this makes me want to :Puke:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117...-13762,00.html

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

I'M SORRY YAN THIS IS DISGUSTINGLY AND UNDENIABLY TRUE.

Think about it, though. The Ketchup spout wouldn't allow it to come out, so you're safe.

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

/me makes a mental note to ONLY buy tomato sauce with packaging that comes with those nifty, spill free caps thingy.

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

Best quotes ever:



Burn. Hahahaha.


I would hate to be these cops...and how would you analyze it? Whats to analyze?

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

Its one of them things where you draw a name out of a hat and that person is stuck analyzing the clue :p

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

It is true.

For years, ketchup has always been directed toward a young audience. Packaging small prizes like stickers, tatoos, and minature yo-yos. Recent declines in ketchup sales has prompted marketers to reach out to older audiences in hopes of regaining their lost demand. To capivate older consumers, marketers decided to use the same tactic that was used to grab the attention of kids: include a prize.

While this particular prize may be a little racy, ketchup sales have risen 56% since this new prize was introduced nearly two weeks ago. Market analysts also like to note that the average buyer was female and ranged in between 20-36 years of age.

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

Yea...thats right GM! Perfect :p

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

...or who picks the shortest toothpick out of the bunch.

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

This must be the controversial "58th variety" that Heinz has been waiting to unveil...

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

I don't see the problem :confused:

Why is she complaining when the Ketchup came with a weiner for free?

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

What about the who it came from? How the hell did it get in there? and why didn't he tell anyone abouty it so they could look for it? :confused:

OMG thats gross!!!

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

That made some sense... Then again, if they are going all to gain more sales, why choose a medium sized penis? Everyone knows that a larger one will get more attention.

Ketchup, your new cereal! (with reference to the gift with purchase comment)












I can't believe I just said that... :rofl: BTW GM, great post. +rep.

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

Im sure they use the meduim penises because they get the left overs from the porn industry.

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

Yeah what about the guy that misses a penis.... He must be dead when you think of it. :unsure:

Re: Somebody please tell me this is not true...
 

either that, or he just had it surgically removed because he had a sex change...or something :p