I am a Japanese School Teacher
 

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

I only read the first two so far but man this is some pretty funny/sad/sick stuff.

Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher
 

I almost died reading "Ass Wars Episode VI - Return of the Kancho"!
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"What in the world did you just do?" I ask.

"Kancho." He says nonchalantly, as if it's the most natural thing in the world to try and ram your fingers up someone's ass.

"Uh-huh. If you ever try that again, I will give you the biggest kancho in the history of Japan," I say. "General Tojo will feel it 60 years ago, and call his planes back before they get to Pearl Harbor. Got it?"

"Got it."
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:D

Just read them. Great find Danchastu.

Re: I am a Japanese School Teacher
 

lol...i always knew japs were horny....we get lotsa scary tales from chinese cable tv about japanese and their sex drives...but i didnt know kids as WeLL! ~ wow...

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Wow, Japanese kids are freakin weird!

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I love the 'Perverted Kids' article. I wish we could get away with those kind of antics here in American schools.

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i don't think I want to know the answer to this..

but why would you want to grab on your teacher's penis or try and ram fingers up his/her ass? :confused:

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Wow, it's all real? Damn. :D

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Wow those were some pretty interesting stories, and im not even half way through.

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This guy's writing skillz are great. I wonder if this is actually true

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As surreal as it might seem, I have little doubt that those stories are untrue. I know someone in Britain who moved to Japan for 3 years, and experienced some pretty insane things not too much unlike these stories. Japan sure sounds like an interesting place to visit.

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i find all these to be freakin hilarious...and i would still like to know what the octopus is...maybe me and happydudette can try it out :D