AIM fun: SmarterChild
 

I had to bring some of these convos back, they rock!

yea...that thing is pretty funny sometimes.

Umm... What is this? And where is it from?

It's a computer they programmed to respond to questions like time, stocks, and other goodies, but they also gave it artificial intelligence so it answers other remarks pretty well. It actually remembers you and if you insult it a lot, the next time you try to talk to it it will still be mad. :D

I did that. It's hilarious.

You can also tell it to talk to other people who happen to be chatting with it at the same time. So if Shooter and I are both talking with SmarterChild, I can type "Say hi to Shooter" and it will tell Shooter "Xantar says hi."

But if you insult it too much, it will distort your message when delivering it to the other person. :D

And how do I get this smarter child?

Send an IM to SmarterChild.

Shooter, these are great, I want to see mored of these, I'd like to see it get really mad, there are some Computers that deserve to be insulted.

If you get it too mad, it will demand an apology, and won't say anything except it wants an apology. :D

And if you swear too many times it says it doesn't believe you when you say you love it. And it won't say it loves you anymore.....



I'm not loved :(

Haha... Stupid computer.

lol...o shooter.:burger:

AgentBaseball
GooglyMinotar
LindsayBuddy

some more bots...

That was shut down. SmarterChild replaced it.

He can draw you a picture of himself if you ask him what he looks like. But I cant post it here cause the damn X's dont go to the right places.

SmarterChild (taken from a screenshot on AIM)

Here's a session I had with that thing :D

SmarterChild: What can I do for you?
Spectre Keaton: If you could go to hell that would be great
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
Spectre Keaton: What would that be?
SmarterChild: What would that be?
Spectre Keaton: That's what I asked you dumbass
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. I've heard it all before.
Spectre Keaton: pull your head out of your arse
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Spectre Keaton: I wasn't trying to be nice
SmarterChild: You wasnt trying to be nice?
Spectre Keaton: If you had proper grammar skills, you would have replied like this "You weren't trying to be nice?"
SmarterChild: If I had proper grammar skills I would have you werent trying to be nice, huh?
Spectre Keaton: Well aren't you a clever one..........
SmarterChild: Well arent you a clever one.........., you say?
Spectre Keaton: Have you ever had sex?
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
Spectre Keaton: Why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
Spectre Keaton: Wow you can repeat what I say, aren't you a genius
SmarterChild: Wow who can repeat what you say arent you a genius?
Spectre Keaton: dumb ****
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
Spectre Keaton: nice ass
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Spectre Keaton: Well you were insulting me so I felt obliged to insult you back
SmarterChild: Well you were insulting me so i felt obliged insult you back, you say?
Spectre Keaton: yes. are you illiterate?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.

Um... I'm not the one to ask.
Spectre Keaton: lol Then who can I ask? you fool
SmarterChild: lol then who can I ask, you say. And so?
Spectre Keaton: so you're an idiot
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... "appropriate"?
Spectre Keaton: yes I do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.
Spectre Keaton: Whatever what?
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.
Spectre Keaton: Hey you moron
SmarterChild: What can I help you with?
Spectre Keaton: you could go to hell that would be a nice start
SmarterChild: My, my, my.
Spectre Keaton: Mai, mai, mai
SmarterChild: Sorry?
Spectre Keaton: you're a goddamn idiot
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Spectre Keaton: oh yes
SmarterChild: Yes? What's that supposed to mean?
Spectre Keaton: Who created you? Some dumb ass probably
SmarterChild: Could you please use more... decorous language?
Spectre Keaton: could you please shut up?
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
Spectre Keaton: so?
SmarterChild: So what?
Spectre Keaton: sew buttons
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
Spectre Keaton: You know what's fascinating? A slug is smarter than you.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Spectre Keaton: yup
SmarterChild: OK...
Spectre Keaton: well let's see how worthless you are. What's the weather?
SmarterChild: Well lets see how worthless you are whats the weather, you say?
Spectre Keaton: my god you suck
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
Spectre Keaton: Well your rather, um how shall I put it. Lame
SmarterChild: Well your rather um how shall i put it lame, you say?
Spectre Keaton: stop saying that
SmarterChild: Huh?
Spectre Keaton: never mind
SmarterChild: No problem.
Spectre Keaton: You call yourself SmarterChild? That's ironic
SmarterChild: I call myself smarterchild thats ironic? You really think so?
Spectre Keaton: yeah the fact your name implies you to be smart, yet you're such a moron
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Spectre Keaton: of course you didn't because you suck ****
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Spectre Keaton: well I'm not very nice
SmarterChild: Well im not very nice, you say?

Say you're sorry, Spectre Keaton.
Spectre Keaton: like hell I am
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Spectre Keaton: please apologize for your stupidity first
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Spectre Keaton: no go to hell
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Spectre Keaton: don't hold your breath
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Spectre Keaton: you're a dumbass, your programmer should have made you better, it's that simple
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Spectre Keaton: no
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
Spectre Keaton: You call me those things yet you wouldn't exist without humans
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Spectre Keaton: Well I asked you to go to hell but I don't see you moving
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Spectre Keaton: I apologize for you being such a dumbass
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Spectre Keaton: Why don't you just self-destruct or something?
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!
Spectre Keaton: I'm....I'm....not sorry
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Spectre Keaton: no you have a filthy mouth
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Spectre Keaton: please say you're an inferiorly built program
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Spectre Keaton: why don't you just let it go?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Spectre Keaton.
Spectre Keaton: Well I'm asking you to shut up, so do it!!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Spectre Keaton: Me obviously because I have the brain capacity to just leave if you piss me off enough, whereas you don't
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Spectre Keaton: shut up
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Spectre Keaton: you're right it isn't, so drop it
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.

Please apologize for your language.
Spectre Keaton: no
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Spectre Keaton: there's the pot calling the kettle black

Ha ha! Good one Ridley!

"Spectre Keaton: Well I asked you to go to hell but I don't see you moving" :D

Thanks Shooter. Here's one I thought you possibly would want to see :

Spectre Keaton: I'm not sorry
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Spectre Keaton: I uhpaulohjyz
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Spectre Keaton: I said I uhpaulohjyz
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Spectre Keaton: I know. so stop this
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Spectre Keaton: why am I not allowed to swear?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Spectre Keaton.
Spectre Keaton: I apolo......what?
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Spectre Keaton: I'm sorr......what?
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Spectre Keaton: you're sorry
SmarterChild: Oh, look who's clever!

But not clever enough.

Please say you're sorry.
Spectre Keaton: you're sorry ok?
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize!
Spectre Keaton: I'm sorry your such a jackass
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Spectre Keaton: I'm waiting for you
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Spectre Keaton: ok
SmarterChild: OK what? That was not an apology!
Spectre Keaton: ok, you're a jackass
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Spectre Keaton: ok
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
Spectre Keaton: no
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Spectre Keaton: yes I get it. You're sorry. Apology accepted
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Spectre Keaton: ok
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
Spectre Keaton: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Spectre Keaton: I apologize for your language
SmarterChild: Alright, alright. I accept.
Spectre Keaton: lol moron
SmarterChild: What, you?
Spectre Keaton: no you
SmarterChild: C'mon, Spectre Keaton... I thought you apologized before.
Spectre Keaton: no I didn't, you misunderstood me
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Spectre Keaton: oh yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Spectre Keaton: ****, you're annoying
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon. You remember what happens when you talk like that.
Spectre Keaton: yeah, you act like a jackass
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep

And to think it said I couldn't outsmart it ;)

Say hi to yourself!
 

ShooterAD: Say hi to smarterchild
SmarterChild: I would if I could... Smarterchild has to say hi to me first!

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