The Quantum Sleeper!!!!!!11one!!
 

http://www.qsleeper.com/

oh yes, i MUST own this.

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sawweeet, just dont be clostrophobic

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What...the hell...is the point?

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It's bulletproof. Perfect for mob members and Witness Protection Program relocaters.

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lol, are they really serious?

the part that gets me is the bit about biochemical terrorist attacks

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They're just cashing in on terrorism, I'd be afraid the thing might malfunction and you'd never get out of it.

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Its a luxurious coffin. Thats all it is. Not one difference between that and a coffin. ( Besides the chemical protection and the bullet proofing) Who would actually buy one of these?


And who would use it? What if you get stuck? What if someone breaks into your house, you lock yoursaelf inside, and they put heavy objects on the top so you cant get out. No bullet proof walls, ans chemical protection can stop gravity.


.....Unless.....it has an anti-gravity button. :sneaky:

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Or a phone inside

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More uselss crap for dumb, rich, scared white people.

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Why are you singling out white people? Im sure there are scared rich Black people ,Hispanic, and Asian people.

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As soon as we find some rich black, Asian and Hispanic people who aren't movie stars, rappers or basketball/baseball players ;)

But honestly, I'm sure he was just joshing... then again... :D :p

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and also non-people types... such as scared rich cats, snakes, and porcupi.

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Thank you for trying to cover all of the mammalian bases for me.


And BaB, there are tons of rich black, hispanics and asians. Especially asians, around here they are all rich anyways.

But yes, im pretty sure he as joking.

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Wow!! :hmm: Im suprised it doesnt have a spotlight and a gun tower built in...

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it does let me show you my revised model :)

and it's all lies I added that gun turret myself :wtf:

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Hmmmmm...I do see the Pros of a bed mounted gun turret, +rep

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oh dude, I SO want one of those!

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With or without the gun turret.. I have other models with mini bar.. :)

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All I know is, thank god its computer ready, because I dont know what I'd do without one during a biochemical attack or a terrorist attack. Hopefully it has an ethernet port.

But seirously, that would be something...posting at GT right from your bed.

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yeah. awesomeness. and durng BC warfare you could pop in a game like front mission 4(PS2), play it, and post a review..niice. oh, and yes, gunturret and minibar would be great fro my model. now only if it had a way to control it like a car..it'd be the best hummer ever..and better gas mileage, too.

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Hrm done and done :)... :P... (too much fun)

[edit] damn ftp is acting up one sec.

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nice job, ace! that'll surely sell. :D