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I found this one laying around...

" Pair off in threes, line up in a circle, and go into alphabetical order by height "

LOL

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"These are not my pants." - Five Iron Frenzy

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"This Aint no Disco" My P.E. teacher on weight training

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"Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt."

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"There are many nice Elephants in china, and they all know your name." Me when i was 3....or 4.

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"Follow the bouncing teacher." -My jazz professor

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"Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded" - Yogi Berra


"Nooo biiiting...*waves finger side to side*" - 2 year old Perfect Stu pointing at the alligators at Busch Gardens, Florida

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"i might be dumb, but im not stupid" - either Homer Simpson, or just me :p

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"If I were a woman and I cried for you would you kill yourself" - Trowa Barton(Gundam Wing ep. "Cathrens Tears"

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*see signature*

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"So yeah...and stuff..." - Zen

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"The referee calls a loose bowel foul on Johnson!"
Sportscaster~

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Screw pirates and piracy.. you know what, I'm going to start being a Viking. See, I steal their album, rape them, and then burn down their house.

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"Love is a four letter word you can say to anyone except the person your dating"


"...on the first date"

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Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.What is
on the first date

like on the first date.

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You know a lot about love dontcha!!!

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Damn, for a minute I thought CamfuBot had gotten smarter, but then I read the next sentence.

Sorry Cammy :p

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do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk beside me, just pretty much leave me the hell alone.-Zen

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire. -Zen

2 for one. ehehhe

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"Opinions are like ***holes. Everyone has one, but everyone else's stinks." Some guy on some message board, can't remember...