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It's time again i think - THE NEVER ENDING STORY
The last time this was posted, it didn't get as much attention as the original. But i think the forum needs it, it's been getting a bit borring round here lately. So i thought it was about time for a new 'NEVER ENDING STORY' thread.
For those who have no idea what this is... Basically, it's a story, i'll start by makes something up. Then, the next person who posts, will continue the story from where i finished. Then the next person who posts follows on after that. It's not a difficult concept to understand, it's very simple. Okay, i'll start now... Deep in the pits of hell, an evil man with an axe, who is thought to be in germany. Is actaully preparing to invade and conquer the kingdom of Gametavern. Since his leave, someone else has been crowned ruler of Gametavern. When Camfu got news of this, he started to build up an army of thousands. So that he could take over GT. But in the land of Gametavern, the new ruler is siting in his throne with not a worry in the world. Until, across the hills, something shocking can be seen... |
...CH was having his way with one of the ruler's mistresses!....
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After CH left the mistress's house after a night of playing scrabble, Shooter walked by and got hit by a car. Chris was driving that car and laughed at Shooter. He then went to run over GameMaster. GameMaster came out in a dress greeting all members when suddenly, Jason came up to GameMaster and proposed to him. Chris was ultimately pissed off, so he killed both of them because he hated him. Everyone was scared from Chris's rampage, so LoudHoward thought it would be a good time to seduce Chris. LoudHoward put on his dress and wig and jumped onto Chris's car. Chris kicked Howard out and ran him over. Then, out of no where...
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BLueFire jumped out from around the corner. He had a can of booze in his hand and a hot chick on his arm. He staggered down the street eventually collapsing inside of his car.
All of a sudden, a plow comes along and hits BLueFire's car, hitting him and his car. Just then.. someone comes flying around the corner riding a Segway. Under the light, you can tell that it's........... |
BLueFire lives but not without some sacrifices. Now his fire is red....
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and it turns out bf was so drunk he didn't pick up a girl, it was a little boy!
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Ok.. you need to follow from my continuation:
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no one, shooter was hallucinating from all the x.
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on the other side of town, deathshand is trying to get his freak on when all of a sudden....
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Suddenly, DH was getting beat up by Garbage men when link1130 came to save him. He got beat up to. THey got wasted and they woke up in a toilet. Shooter was revived by a magician. To thank the magician, shooter ate cheese. BLueFire was able to escape by then got hit by a car and was driven to GT hospital. Unfortunately, the surgeon was none other than nwoChris. Chris replaced Bluefire's liver with a puppy and then kicked bluefire out. He then woke up in.. |
in a circus of bar soap. Then the GrimReaper floats out of a black portal positioned right behind him. The frightening sight of boney fingers clutched on his shoulders followed by those four bone chilling words, "Your time has come," send Bluefire into an absolute state of...
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Um...this isn't going to work if we don't follow each story's ending..
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I followed
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So do we want to forget it or start over?
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said link to his other gt pals. they needed dblns and needed em fast. their time at black project was running out. they had decided to jump xantar on his way out from the local strip joint he attended every friday night. he'd be leaving any minute. would they do it or would they come up with another plan? just then....
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Xantar walked out. But he didn't walk out of a strip joint because Swarthmore College doesn't have any strip joints.
Anyways, Xantar came walking out, whereupon the eagerly awaiting group jumped him. Unfortunately, they had forgotten about his moderator powers. They all ended up stuffed into a trash compactor. "Darn," said The_Dunadan. "We should have waited until after Xantar retired." "We'll get him eventually!" said Link1130. "All we have to do is... |
...Kick him in the nuts and funnel alcohol down his throat. Now where to get the alcohol, lets nick it off Ric... so they headed to his bar and attampeted to break in whereupon they were met with an extremely swift and painfull ninja kick to the face by Shadow Fox.
'What the hell are you doing said The_Dunadan help us. So Shadow Fox joined the group after Xantar's doubloons, they now attempeted to break into Ric's bar however inside the bar with Ric was none other than fingersman and C.H now the fun is about to begin, Ric slowly opens the door and... |
sees a foursome getting it on :stud: Bobcat being one of the foursome, pulls out, and says, "What the **** are you doing here? Can't you see I'm a little busy? Ric says, "No but your hands sure were." This being the last straw, a mean and evil Bobcat says, "You're gonna pay for that one buddy." Letting fly with a angry shout of rage Bobcat…
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...gets his face punched in and beaten to crap by the three in the bar.
Ric - Now then back to the people after my alcohol. So Ric, C.H and Fingersman step outside to face The_Dunadan, Link1130 and Shadow Fox. The fight begins... |
Ric-"You can't have this." Holding a liquor bottle in his hand."This alcohol has been just like alcohol to me."
Dunadan-"Tough for you. We're taking your alcohol and that's that." Dunadan makes a swift move and quickly disables fingersman with a poke in the eye. "Haha, noone can stand up to us. Give us the alcohol and noone else gets hurt." Just then.... |
...Blackmane jumps out of nowhere and executes a flying kick to Link1130's head knocking him outcold. C.H then follows suit and does the same to The_Dunadan
Ricturns his attention to Shadow Fox who disappears with ninja like stealth and the parting words 'Didnt want the stupid doubloons anyway' fingersman regains his sight and sees the two wannabe thief outcold... 'fingerssssssssssssssssssss... |
Fingersman then removes there fingers, to add to his wide collection. And says to Ric and C.H, "I want to show you something". So Fingersman takes them to a place under gametavern city, where he keeps his fingers collection. As Ric and C.H look around, they see all kinds of fingers. Not just human fingers. But one of Fingersman's most presense fingers. Is the finger of Camfu, with an Axe next to it.
Just then, Camfu crashes through the wall with his army, and says "NOW I WILL TAKE OVER GT, and get my bloody finger back"... |
When Cam walked in, Everyone got so scared that they stoped fighting and sat down and got drunk... little did Cam know, it's wasn't him who scared them, it was BreakABone!!! (the guy who played Penguin in Batman)
He was standing right behind Cam, and he didn't even know! When Cam turned around he fainted, not because of how horrid BreakABone looks, but because how bad he stank. BigJustinW drove by, laughs, then drives to the airport where he caught a plane to South Africa (so keep my ass out of this story :D)... |
...CamFu swiftly took his finger in the confusion and flew away with his army in super sonic jets to South Africa, on landing they landed right on top of BigJustinW and splatted him.
Also The_Dunadan and Link1130 in their quest for doubloons realised Shooter had 10000. But first things first they had to get their fingers back, when they looked round however Ric, C.H and fingersman were gone. Damn where did they go?... |
The Dunadun and Link1130 decided to screw the fingers until they got the doubloons so they chased after Shooter.
They were about to jump him when...... |
When a cute, cuddly cake blocked their path--->
 The cute, cuddly cake seduced Link1130 and Dunadan into a state of utter... |
.....confusion as they wondered just how the hell a cake could be so gay. They ate it anyway but found that Shooter had already left.
Suddenly a dark shady stranger walked up to them and said, "I know where the one you are hunting is." As the stranger walked into the light, Link1130 and Dunadun saw that it was.... |
...it was Link1130's evil brother who could spell The_Dunadan correctly!! and he said "Give me a beer! and some leapord skin underwear!!! and ill tell you where Shooter, the man with hooters, is!" Link1130 the 2nd was very gnarled up and dirty and he wore this big ugly coat and everyone got scared and ran away to the.............
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I died, so I'm not part of this story.
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Planet of Zeptron! Link1130 and The_Dunadan thought they were safe and were about to continued on their quest when that realized that....... Quote:
Link1130 and The_Dunadan slunk in dissapointment and went back to the GameTavern where everything was back to normal when suddenly...... |
...Blackmane, who was utterly confused when everyone left after his daring kick to Link1130's face decided to go to GameTavern to drown his sorrows away in a gigantic barrel of beer. He just entered the tavern when he see's The_Dunadan and Link1130 doing exactly what he was planning to do, sit their and be drunk.
They both got up when they saw Blackmane enter and a brawl was about to ensue. Blackmane grabs a broken bottle and... |
slips and hits himself with it knocking him unconcious. Everybody drags Blackmane into a closet until he wakes up and continues their eating drinking and being merry when a random non-active member slumps down dead. Everybody stand up to see who did this dastardly deed and find that it was none other than.....
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deathshand trying to kill off all the members one by one so that he might rule the forums! perfect stu, experiencing one of his sudden and frequent fits of rage...
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... had a benny attack and ran out of the bar. Suddenly Ric appeared with 4 big ogre bouncer type people and set about beating The_Dunadan and Link1130, taking all their doubloons they were thrown outside. Ric pulled Blackmane out of the cupboard and outside then set alight to the bar, 'Ha stupid rival bar' come Blackmane, C.H and fingersman are waiting for you back at my bar.
... So we will protect continue beating them until they stop their Doubloon quest, good. ... Meanwhile Link1130 and The_Dunadan could see Shooter walking merrily through a darkened alley, now was their chance... but C.H, fingersman, Blackmane and Ric were close behind, what would happen next????... (EDIT: Mmh,Planet of Zeptron! has a certain ring to it, I may have to use it in the Sci-Fi story, thanx Link1130.) |
Dammit! Listen to me next time!
I AM DEAD! I CANNOT BE A PART OF THIS STORY SINCE I AM DEAD!!! |
Remembering that Shooter was dead, Link1130 and The_Dunadan decide to once again quit their search and go back to the tavern. BUt when they are walking back they run into C.H, fingersman, Blackmane and Ric.
"What are you doing here?" Link1130 asks. C.H. responds.... (You're welcome Ric. Use however you want.) |
"Link 1130, I am your..."
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...bitch."
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